Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux

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I just wish there was something
I could do to make myself less atractive -Blanche

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Quick Bio:

Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux is a southern belle from Georgia. Her maiden name was Hollingsworth. She has a gay brother, Clayton, two sisters, Virginia and Charmagne (both of whom she claims to hate), her father Big Daddy and her mother Big Mommy. She was married to George Devereaux and had a few kids. The number and names of her children change throughout the series. She has mentioned Biff, Doug, Skippy, Matthew, Janet, and Rebecca. She has claimed to be many different ages, one time even saying she was 35! She has admitted to having over 143 relationships, which the other girls constantly tease her about. She is the owner of the house the girls live in. When her husband George died, she decided to put the rooms in her house for rent so she put a flyer in the supermarket and through that she found Rose and Dorothy.

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A Few Blanche Quotes:

Dorothy: There's a strange man on the front lawn.
Blanche: Get the net!


Blanche: No,no,no please I cannot bear that again! She was listening to her car radio,big band not all talk. There was a contest. Something about a little voice, a lucky number and a dime in a door handle then Bim Bam Boosh, won the tickets!
Dorothy: Take a lesson Rose. That's how you tell a story!


Blanche: My God, I am hallucating. There are little balls of sunshine in a bag.


Blanche: I'm wound up tighter than a girdle on a Baptist minister's wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.


Blanche: This is like the TWILIGHT ZONE. Somehow we got on a train that ended up in Rose's mind.

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