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Executive #2: "Oh glorious Chairman of the Board
Satan, we beseech thee for guidance!"
Executive #1: "We've lost yet another Tabacco law suit! At this rate, we'll be out of business before too long" Executive #3: "We've tried everyting, bribery, coercion, but none of it has worked, but we knew that the Chairman of the Board would have some ideas...." |
| Satan: "The answer is simple really. We need to expand
our markets!
Executive #2: "But we've already got branches in every country! Besides the World Health Organization is starting to crack down. They've got anti-smoking campaigns in all our major markets..." Satan: "Bwahahah that's what they think. For you see my fellow members of the board, our operations will not be expanded here on Earth, but to the MOON!" Executives: "Brilliant, but we'll need some sort of Marketing sheme..." Satan: "Fear not, all is taken care of. There is someone on the moon who owes me a... favor. We'll have major markets on the moon by the end of the month. Soon, Wall Street will have forgotten these silly law suits and our profit margins will be higher than ever! |
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