Satan: "Hello Sailor Moon, it's me Satan. I'm calling to collect the favor you owe me in return for using my unholy powers to make your show popular."

Sailor Moon: "Oh no... you don't want my soul do you?"

Satan: "Of course not, this isn't the Dark Ages for christ's sake! I just need you to do a little advertising for a new brand of cigarettes Phillip Morris is going to be releasing in the Moon Kingdom"

Sailor Moon: "Sure! When do I start?"

Satan: "As soon as possible!"