10-Fold Merchandise

Bo! Selecta! Here is a selection of da best gear for da sistas and bruvvas of da world dat likes me music, aight? I is made sure day is da best quality and won't be comin ta bits wen you is wearin dem, aight? Respecta! But I is takin no responsibility if day come off wen you is runnin or nuffin like dat. Me julie made dem at ome on er machine so I is not knowin if day is good or not cos she is a bit lala sometimes. Aight?
Aye, all me merchandise, come with da 10-Fold logo (shown left) on them.

The 10-Fold:Gangsta Rappa Chainsaw

Yes, yes I knows. When you is walkin down da street you is feelin naked. You is needin summink to hold in ya hand. Well dis is it! Da new 10-Fold chainsaw. It has all da style of Bruce Lee and da power of all of me raps. It can rotated at a wicked 7500rpm and can cut froo anyfin, even diamonds, I fink.
You will never be alone wiv dis cool tool. I is got one an it really is da biz. Aight? Sup? Bo! Respecta it!
Š2000 10-Fold Merchandising inc.

Da 10-Fold Plastic Dagger

Has you ever walked down da street and fort, aight, I is wantin to be a little bit dangerous, but I is wantin to be a respectable citizen? Well now I's got da answer...Da 10-Fold Plastic Dagger. It looks, feels and smells plastic - a true authentic piece of plastic dat will make you feel mean. Aight! Selecta bruvvas!
Š2000 10-Fold Merchandising inc.

Da 10-Fold Microwave

Now dis a piece of magic from da creator of da dagger and da chainsaw:10-Fold Merchandise inc.
Dis is da 10-Fold microwave. Now you is probably finkin it's a bit batty-boy to do cookin, but dat is not right...It is dependin on what you is cookin, aight?! Dis stylish white surround really big-ups dis wicked piece of kit.
Š2000 10-Fold Merchandising inc.

Da 10-Fold:Gangsta Rappa Watch

I is never lost for da time to pick up me Julie (or any ovva bitch) wiv dis stylish and mega watch. It has hands which go all da way round da face and a sweep second hand, so you is able to count da seconds. It has da 10-Fold logo on da face as do ALL da 10-Fold merchandise. Bo!
Š2000 10-Fold Merchandising inc.

Da 10-Fold Tank Top and Shirt

Get instant cool wiv me brand new tank top selection. Me Julie has handcrafted dees little beauties. Be a wicked hit wiv da bitches wherever you go. The neat diamonds on da front makes this design original and fresh. Wiv dis new look you will keep it real and big-up yerself at da same time. Bo! Selecta!
Da matchin shirt is da height of good taste. Da pea green colour is bound to match your bitches eyes wen she clocks you in dis trendy gear. Aiight! Me Julie sez da colour looks like snot but dare is a good reason for dat! Bo! Selecta-respecta!
SIZES:
Big
A bit smaller
Medium
A bit smaller than medium, but not really small
Small
Really small (like a hamster)

Š2000 10-Fold Merchandising inc.

10-Fold Gangsta Coat

Dis is da wicked, new, bonza, dark leather coat. It is very good for hiding in da dark at night if you happen to be wantin to. Has loads of pockets to carry fings in, including da 10-Fold plastic dagger shown above. Also da inside pocket has a lock on it so yer bitches can't get at yer stuff wen you ain't lookin. Westside. Bo!

SPECIAL FEATURE:
Dare is also a special pocket in da lining so you don't have to cut yer own. Aiight..! Bo!
Š2000 10-Fold Merchandising inc.