BITCHES WHIP EM

I is ridin on me bike
Doin jus wot I's like
When I spies me bitches
Day is actin like witches
So I's pulls out me razor
But dat don't seemta faze her
So I's pulls out me gun
(If You'll excuse da pun)
An take her to da moon
Wiv my babboon
Eatin off a spoon
Soon
In a room

©2000 10-Fold Music.

I AM DA MEANEST GANGSTA RAPPA

I'm da meanest gangsta rappa
Dat ain't no sales patter
I am da meanest you ever seen
I is da meanest of da mean
I'm da meanest gangsta rappa

Me bitches is losin
Dare blood is oozin
Onto da sidewalks
Where da poor walks
I'm da meanest gangsta rappa

©2000 10-Fold Music

GHETTO RAP BLASTER

I is da meanest gangsta rappa
An you know it's true
But if you's sayin somefin else
Den I's gonna sue
Your sorry butt

Me bitches is rappin
But day is from da south
I is sayin "Bitches keep ya mouth"
Shut

Cuz I am da only gangsta rappa
An ya know it's true
I am da only gangsta rappa

©2000 10-Fold Music

BITCH BLUES

Me bitch is on da street
As I lie asleep
On dis flea-pit bed
She's out by da shed
She's sellin me fings
Me chains an me rings
E'ryfing I ever owned
Dat television I got loaned
My heart this time
She sold for a dime

BUT SHE'LL PAY...

Cos I'll take her to her grave
Give her a close shave
(If ya know what I mean)
She's as dead as she's ever been
Den I'm sure
Da bitch won't sell no more

©2000 10-Fold Music.

RAPPIN INTO DA NIGHT

It must a bin the fall of '92
When I knew that it was true
That I was da meanest of da mean
And dat rappin was me fing

Now time has passed and so it's proved
All da girls say dat da earth moved
When I start rappin them butterflies in China
Start flappin dare wings

Oh, oh, I guess I can't be beat
Rappin is my life
When day cover me with a sheet
I'll be rappin into da night

Now all me fans across da world
KT Kix and others too
You all appreciate me rappin rhymes
Dat I make for you

So now I's set up a webpage
To download me beat
If Napster sez "Transfer Error"
Man, I won't be beat

Oh, oh, I guess I can't be beat
Rappin is my life
When day cover me with a sheet
I'll be rappin into da night

©2000 10-Fold Music

RAPPA MAN

A rappa's life is bizzy, too many bitches to please
Da copper's got me wallet, me freedom he tries to sieze

So I snap him
Whack him
Crack him
Wiv me rappin beat
Then I hits da street...

An I turn me beat-box up as loud as she goes
An pull me rappin shoes on tight
An I rap to da beat of da fishermen's feet
As I's walk on home at night

A rappa man like me, don't carry no sorrow
It don't make me frown, don't get me down
I'll be rappin here tomorra

©2000 10-Fold Music

A MINOR RAP

Where ev'r you go
Won't ya say where you bin
Bitch ya know da score
Wiv dat life of sin

C'mon tell the true
Sista is it real
Dis knife in you
Is it part of da deal

Man I ain't laughin', it's called rappin'!
Oh, why on the sly? Why, is it 4th of July?

Now bitch you gone
Into dust on da mud
Now wherez yer son
Chewin' the cud?

©2000 10-Fold Music

Jennifer's Waltz No.10

My nachos and Oreos are waiting for me
on the other side of the sea
I think it's about time a boy like me
went to be where all those nachos be

CHORUS
Will you be my guide, will you lead me well?
Will you be by my side at my first taco bell®

Now don't forget what you said you would do
And I hope no matter what; you'll come though
So I wait to see you knocking at my door
With your arms full of nachos plus a crate on the floor!

CHORUS

©2001 10-Fold Music

Jennifer's 19^th Birthday Blues

In 1982 you popped out the womb
Into this world of people an' things
now you're 19

I'm sitting here waiting
for my nachos to come
with oreos, milk, pasta and a sticky bun

You said you'd give 'em to me
and knock on my door
but how do I know if you even hit these shores?

You're so cool and in control - you intimidate me
so I'm asking you one more time: "won't you bring them nachos to me?

If you find time to forgive
all my awful crimes
I better tell you some jokes
just for old times

©2001 10-Fold Music

The Purdue Actuary

I'm so happy to be
A Purdue actuary
Leave it all up to me
The Purdue actuary

Give me your money
and count it up one, two, three
What an investment I'll be
A Purdue actuary

Give me some numbers
Oh, happy I will be
Econ., Stat., and calculus
Ain't no trouble for me - 
The Purdue actuary

I'm so happy to be
A Purdue actuary
Leave it all up to me
Purdue's best actuary... That's me!

©2001 10-Fold Music