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Ask The Analysts
This section provides you with an opportunity to submit your matters for analysis to our panel of luminaries. We will analyse any subject you choose, subject to a few exceptions which are detailed at the bottom of this page.
We have gained our renowned reputations through the open-mindedness and insightfulness of our analyses. Our minds are not blinkered and confined merely to this mortal realm. As analysts, we welcome the chance to explore theoretical analysis and i ssues that go beyond the concepts of what is generally perceived to be "reality". We urge you to consider not only more conventional matters but also those subjects that fall within this wider scope.
When you submit matters to us for analysis, you can rest assured that we will not devote any time to judging the merits or otherwise of the subject matter. Our concern is solely to analyse the issues and present our findings to the public. We apply the same techniques to both factual and fictional subject matter. We will act in a dedicated manner at all times and pride ourselves on our attention to detail.
When you submit your issues for analysis, please feel free to add any supporting data (whether real or otherwise) that you feel is vital or that might assist us in our analysis. However, if you are unable to supply any supporting data, we possess the skills required to extrapolate the raw data ourselves.
Five of the world's most brilliant minds (see the Meet the Analysts section for further details on the quintet behind this web-site) have combined to create a unique pool of intelligence and knowledge. This web-site allows you, the public at large, to access this rich source of information.
When you submit issues to us for analysis, we would ask that you select an individual from our distinguished panel of experts who will act as Lead Analyst in that matter. He will, with the assistance of his fellow luminaries, collate the data, extrapolate the information and present our findings to you in a standard format for your perusal.
We would like to stress that this service is provided free of charge. However, any donations that you make are most welcome. All donations will be used to further our research and enhance the experience that we provide to those who wish to use us.
If you would like to submit something for us to analyse, please email us.
The Bounds of Acceptability
We attempt to be as open-minded as possible in deciding which issues to analyse. We encourage you to be open-minded when deciding what matters you submit for analysis. However, there are boundaries, both legal and ethical which must be borne in mind. To that end, here is a list of subject matters that are considered unsuitable for analysis:
- Any analysis that can be used to aid in the committing of any crime in any country by any person or persons, whether directly or indirectly connected to the person who originally submitted the matter for analysis.
- Any analysis that might reasonably be considered to be offensive to a section of society, however large or small. This includes (but is not limited to) matters that are of an ageist, homophobic, racist, sexist or xenophobic nature. Furthermore, any subject matter that is intrinsically prejudiced or might incite prejudice to any religious group will be discarded. Any subject matter that involves or may incite harm to animals, children or might incite violence of any nature will be returned to its sender at the earliest possible opportunity.
The judgment of the team of analysts in deciding what and what is not acceptable subject matter is final and made entirely at their discretion.
For more information on the terms and conditions under which this service can be used, please click on the "Contact us" button and read the Terms and Conditions.
