Rachel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Phoebe: Okay, so... okay, was he holding you? Or like... or were his hands, like, on your back?
Rachel: No, actually, first they were... they started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.
Phoebe/Monica: Ohhhh!
2. Ross: Sometimes I wonder if i did the right thing. You kno, giving him away.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, you had to. I mean he was humping everything in sight. I have a Malibu Barbie that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.
3. Monica: Hey, look at me! I'm making jam--been at it since 4 o'clock this morning.
Ross: Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning?
Monica: Went down to the docks. Hey, bet ya didn't know you can get it wholesale.
Rachel: I didn't know there were docks.
4. Monica: I don't need an actual man. Just a couple of his best swimmers. And there are places you can go to get that... stuff.
Rachel: Down to the docks again?
5. Monica: Why is it sick?
Rachel: Because it's Richard's son. It's like inviting a greek tragedy over for dinner.
6. Ross: You actually exchanged it.
Rachel: Well, isn't it better that i exchanged it for something that I enjoy and I can get a lot of use out of?
Ross: What did you get?
Rachel: Credit.
7. Monica (to Tim): Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and um... you can use the fancy soap.
Rachel: Fancy soap. I thought we were saving that for the Pope!
8. Rachel: I thought I was making filet mignon.
Monica: Yeah, you were, but then you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realized if you bitched about it, then you would stop cooking, and you would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
Rachel: Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.
9. Monica: So, you wore your nightie to dinner?
Rachel: Oh, yeah. And, uh, the best part though, was when the waiter spilled water down my back: I jumped up and my boob popped out.
Monica: Oh, no!
Rachel: No, it's all right. I got nice boobs.
10. Ross: I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect? I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
Rachel: Well, that's because you eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
11. Joey: Hey, hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guys's got a naked friend!
Rachel: Oh yeah! ...Oh my God! That is our friend! It's Naked Ross!
12. Rachel: Oh my God, you drew on me?
Ross: Hey, you wet my pants!
Phoebe: Whoa! What kind of party was this?
13. Rachel (on the phone): Hello, Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol. And you know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Oh, I forgot to dial!
14. Joey: Hey Rach, how you doin'?
Rachel: I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore!
15. Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross!
Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!
16. Jill: So, what do you think?
Rachel: Well, I... I don't like it.
Jill: Really?
Rachel: It's kinda slutty.
Jill: It's yours!
Rachel: yeah, well, I'm... I'm a slut.
Jill: Me too.
17. Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Rachel: Good. Although y'know, he-he's a private guy. Y'know, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.
Phoebe: That's easy! You just have to think of him as a... as a jar of pickles that won't open.
Rachel: So what are you saying? I should run him under some hot water and bang his head against the table?
Phoebe: No, that's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
