Rachel: Oh wow. That... You know what? That is so unfair. You know what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, let's go have sex!
Monica: I can't believe you're gonna have sex on my engagement night!
Chandler: Well, somebody should.
19. Ross: Hey, thirty is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Rachel: Late thirties?
20. Tag: Look, Rachel, I know what you're going through. I'm totally freaked out about turning twenty-five.
Rachel: Get out. Get out of my apartment!
21. Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Um, hey, could you do me a favor and would you talk to Chandler's dad, and try to keep him away from Chandler's mom?
Rachel: Yeah. But I don't know what he looks like!
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Rachel: Man in the black dress... Hi! I'm Rachel! I'm a friend of Monica and Chandler's!
Woman: I'm Amanda.
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man, duh!
22. Ross: You can't possibly do this alone.
Rachel: Excuse me?
Ross: Come on, Rach. I mean, you can't even eat alone in a restaurant.
Rachel: What?
Ross: I'm just saying, if you can't eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Rachel: I can too eat by myself!
Ross: When have you ever?
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
Ross: Well, certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup!
Rachel: Oh, please, you inhale your food!
Ross: I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
23. Rachel: Oh, what now Ross. You're not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh, wait a minute, I know! (Makes snoring noise) I mean, you would think the damn jalepino would've cleared up your sinuses. But nooo, that's not enough!
24. Rachel: You sang, to our baby daughter, a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses!
25. Rachel: I know, I know. It was just that when you moved your hands down to my butt, it was like whoa Ross' hands are on my butt!
