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| 1/27/02 |
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| Area Diner Counter Guy Unaware of Total DUECHE-BAG Status; Duecheing Fiercely |
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| And some people still don't believe in euthanasia......... |
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| I Sure Hope My Daughter Doesn't Grow Up To Have Frizzy Hair Like Me... |
| Stan Fellows and baby Lynn. |
| Complete Fuck-Face Jack Getz at the counter of Burger Billy's. |
| Hell's Kitchen - Deep in the heart of new york city stands a small burger shack, burger billy's. And behind the counter at said shack stands the dirtiest single Dueche-bag in existence: Jack Getz. Mr. Getz will take your order, serve you your drinks and food, and clean up hamburger and scratch it?" "I can't get it up unless i have a cucumber up my ass." "I'll make my special pancakes w/ baby batter." burger billy's is located at 522 10th Ave. |