Hello, my munchkiny friend. This is iply's cartoon blog. I used the phrase "clog," but then people got confused. "A shoe?" they queried. "The toilet?".

By the way, I just noticed that erm, I dated those blog entries incorrectly. I kinda have a not-talent for dates. Erm. I hope I don't mess up anybody on that. DON'T TRUST MY DATES. I HARDLY KNOW WHAT MONTH IT IS.

Erm, I'm considering having a song of the week, since songs are good, and I get excited about them. Oinks!

Oh, I just saw my blog on Firefox. Just so you know, I make it on Safari, and on Firefox, IT LOOKS LIKE HORRID ON A STICK. If you're wondering why I suck at life, try viewing on Safari. If you are using Safari and still think I suck at life, why else would I waste my time doodling a blog that nobody reads?

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Song of the Week
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