Everything
I Ever Needed to Know in Life ... I Learned from Smallville
Special thanks
to the people at KryptonSite for
helping me compile this list.
You're
never going to get anywhere with your eyes closed.
Kids don't just fall out of the sky.
When you're late to school, take a shortcut through a black hole.
If you have a spaceship, store it in the storm cellar, not the attic.
Hanging out in a graveyard is not OK behavior.
All unexplained events can be traced to the meteor shower, which is when the
town went schizo.
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
The average butterfly only lives for eight hours.
As soon as you're breaking the law of gravity, you're in uncharted territory.
Life is about change. Sometimes it's painful, sometimes it's beautiful, but
most of the time it's both.
You can never outgrow a good friend, other than vertically.
Just because you win, doesn't make you right.
Receiving hate mail is a sign that you're hitting a nerve.
Gifts come with responsibilities.
Sometimes it's time to break the vicious cycle.
A criminal mastermind would have worn a mask.
There's no fun in figuring out how much change you have by counting it.
Throw a rubber spider, and I'm going for my staple gun.
If you could see anything you want, learn to close your eyes.
Stay away from heat-sucking horn-dogs.
Cutting the heads off supermodels is redundant.
The best gifts come from the heart.
It's not necessary to knock when you're entering a barn.
Just because you save someone's life doesn't mean you deserve a gift.
It's funny how one day can change your whole life.
Even if you
can predict the future, there’s nothing you can do to control it.
One shouldn't go through life following a road map.
Someone can be your friend and also be a mystery.
Baldness can be seen as a gift that defines you.
It's a long walk home if you lock your keys in the car.
The only person who controls your destiny is yourself.
Guys do find girls attractive, even if they don't have raven hair and the
initials L.L.
Parents won't mind if you become a big sports star and rich from endorsements,
but they'd rather that you get to school on time.
Don't act like a Vegas bookie picks your dates.
Sometimes defensive reading is better than dealing with your own life.
If she's wearing something new, at least she thinks it's a date.
Everyone's searching for their soul mate, and it's not a sign of weakness.
You can take the boy off the farm, but you can't take the farm out of the boy.
Keep your
friends close and the quarterback closer.
Women are a
sucker for a guy with a six-string.
Just
because you spend a lot of time with someone doesn’t mean you know their
darkest secrets.
The only
kind of editorial is the scathing kind.
Why take
one company when you can take two?
Selflessly
giving yourself to others – girls love that.
Once you
cross that line, you can’t hide behind the cloak of friendship anymore. Proceed
with caution.
Empires are
not brought down by outside forces; they’re destroyed by weaknesses from
within.
There’s no
such thing as too much information.
People’s
deepest desires are always sex- or violence-related. It’s human nature.
You can
either sit in your loft and play with your telescope, or you can move on.
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