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This section on the website contains one liners sometimes (well all the time) taken out of context and do not necessarily give a true account of the conversations between club members. Be Warned!
2004
"I can add up today!" - Sarah "His battery could have died due to lack of energy." - Farrah "You tart!" -Not Intelligent Jonathan to Jenny "The unconductoral beating of both of us"- Jon "I'm going to beat you all tonight" - Daffy "I'm NOT going to be a WOMAN!" - Jenny "I'll do it, I'll take a break from reproduction." - Jenny
"I've seen bigger!" - Andy "Oh, it's quite firm!" -Andy "Rich, in one of the compartments -he's very good" - Andy "He gets into his sleeping bag, he stops moving and thats OK with me." - Andy "Once again Nik resorts to blowing the balls!" - Nick "I didn't want to scare off all the Freshers by being a whore! Whoops!" -
Jenny "Graham's not going anywhere. I've invested in a pair of handcuffs!" -
Jonathan
“Look on the bright side, I’m sleeping under Johnathan” – Cate “I’ve got lots of little cubs and scouts to play with.” – Cate “I’ve only got a small one…”- John “Read my boob” –Nik “I am the biggest” – Nik “I prefer ginger nuts to all the rest, I can bring my own next time” –Andy “What do you call that? It’s too long, I can’t handle it” – Nik “We can rub some sticks together” – Andy “Andy, before you swallow…” –Jenny “I’m having that one, it looks small” – John “Its not all in your mouth, some’s hanging out” – Jenny to John “After taking precautions….” – Graham “I’m washing my hands. God knows where they’ve been.” –John “That’s a nice big one!” – Andy to Richard “Mine’s 2 cells smaller than that!” –Graham “Andy, just give her one.” – John “Just get used to holding that ball in your hand, in a minute, there’s going to be balls everywhere!” –Graham to Farrah “I feel Rich, oh so Rich” – Jenny “I like the cub sized ones.” – Nik “That went through the legs.” – Nik “Johnathan’s good!” –Nik “Does anyone want to take me?” –Jenny “Daffy, will you share your ginger nuts?” –Jenny “Cameron Diaz does it for me” –Nik "Put it in, switch it on and it does it for you" -Jenny "It's quite simple - you put your big thing in the little hole" -John "You're twisted! -Wooh!" - Nik "I'm flashing! Wooh!" - Nik "Has anyone got anything hard?... It won't be comfortable" - Climbing Instructor "I'll tie him off and use the other rope" - Instructor "Have you any preference?" - Instructor..."Any side!" - Farrah "I've been told to put my right leg by my left ear" - Jenny "My hands really hurt now"-Jenny..."So do mine" - Andy "Everything looks so small" - Daffy..."It is" - John "It's not that hard if you're tall - you can reach the bits that are sticking out" - John "They're handy, aren't they. You can just bung 'em on and do anything with them..." - Farrah "I just have the urge to yell 'Go! He-man, go!'...(Johnathan falls off wall)... I'll never think of him as a man again!" -Cate "I thought I'd given you one." -Jon to Rich "When I shot, it was still a black hole" - John "I need a glow-in-the-dark cucumber." - Jenny "I can do two at once!" - Jenny "We'll all have to start sitting on him!" - Andy to Rich "I love stuffing!" - Nik "Tell Dan to get his finger out!" - G "I don't say rude stuff!" - Veronica "Let's try 3 balls together" - Cate to Veronica "What am I pressing?" - Andy
"Well I've got my gloves on, so I can't control the tip of my sword!" - G "I can't focus on my shoes, I'm staying in bed." - Rich
"James Bond films are good, because you can drool over Pierce Brosnan" - Jenny
"Yes, thats why they're good!" - Jon "I came equipped" - Jon "I offically record the fact that me and Ed do not go out!!!" - Fiona "Ooo, I'm wet" - Nik "Why don't you just move your legs and pull it down?" - Ruth to Jon "I've never tasted pete" - Nik "I'm enjoying this too much" - John "You've had a go at me, you've yet to proove yourself" -Nik to Eve "I want to take you back to my house and s**g you" - Ruth to John
"I'm not gay, I just don't have a boyfriend yet" -
David "Come back to my tent I've got this afternoons activity sorted" -
David to Matt "Phil, That wa a bit disappointing" -
Graeme "I've been trying to ring her all weekend but she's always f'ing on the internet" -
Jenny about Fran (SNOGS) "It wil come up at some point" -
Jenny "Its so incredibly small" -
Ruth to Graham "You can only use one hand" -
Simon "I really should use my right hand" -
Graeme "Yes! That one might come." -
Jenny "Your not sure where your going to put that are you" -
Jenny to Graeme "I don't trust you, I'm not giving you one" -
Graeme to Matt "I'm an arts student, i don't do it very often" -
Graham "Nik got wet round Grahams." -
Graeme "I tried it once at Reagans and it was horrible!" -
Graeme "I dont't want to take it any further" -
Jonathan "I'm not doing anything disgusting or involves my right hand" -
Jenny "Cucumbers are nice" -
Jenny "He just gets it out and follows you round" -
Ruth about Phil "Yours is 7 inches longer than mine" -
Graham to Nik "As long as you get it out... yep, that'll do me." -
Chris to Jonathan
"Why is it that I always get jumped on by blokes?" Graham "I went to Kudos!" - Jenni "I will cut off their extra bits!" - Phil "Go and find some children to play with" - Neil at
the "My hands are never full" - Pete "Where do you buy little suckers?" - Nik "I am running out of beer so I'm going to the
toilet" - Pete "Sausages! they're exciting in the morning" - Pete "That's why its curly" - Phil "James can't get it up" - Nik "It's too long for me" - Nik "I've got my ball stuck in the hole and can't get it
out!" - Graham "Whatever you do you are bound to get it in!" - Nik "The ones with the holes were the best" - Nik "If you keep digging the hole might get bigger" -
Nik "Open your legs, boy!" - Nik "I think that you should take your trousers off" -
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