CONDOMS: THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

 
Nike Condoms:
Just do it.

Toyota Condoms:
Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms:
You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms:
Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms:
The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom:
Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms:
Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.

Macintosh Condom:
It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Ford Condoms:
The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms:
Like a rock.

New York Lotto Condoms:
Cause hey - you never know.

  Avis Condoms:
Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms:
Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms:
Always the Real Thing.

Cambells Soup condoms
 Mm, mm good.

Microsoft condoms
where do you want to go today ?

Energizer condoms
It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condoms
It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

The Star Trek condoms
To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.



 
 A man walks into a drug store with his 9-year old son.  They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks:  "What are these, Dad?"  To which the man matter-of-factly replies:
"Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see.", replied the boys pensively.  "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies:  "Those are for high-school boys.  One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy.  He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers.  "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.  One for January, one for February, one for March, one for.."



 


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