San Leandro Tennis Club - California
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Psuedo Official Club Rules 2008 1. Always carry a new can of tennis balls to the court. 2. Take all the pencils out of your pockets. 3. Wear underware at all times. 4. If you have to blow your nose, use a handkerchief. 5. Try not to throw up on the court. 6. Pay somebody not to keep score. 7. Ask before you join a twosome. 8. Go to the bathroom before you play. 9. If nobody will play with you, get your dog to retrieve the balls. 10. Thank everybody that didn't beat you up. |
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Martina said, "Do you want me to break your serve first or hold?" The umpire looked shocked. But we both cracked up!
Lindsey Davenport, on a match she played with Martina Hingis
Who's there? Tennis! Tennis who? Tennis five plus five. |