She's so stupid ......
* SHE CALLED ME TO GET MY
PHONE NUMBER.
* SHE SPENT 20 MINUTES LOOKING AT
THE ORANGE JUICE BOX BECAUSE IT SAID "CONCENTRATE."
* SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER HEAD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO MAKE UP HER
MIND.
* SHE TRIED TO PUT M&M'S IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
* SHE SENT ME A FAX WITH A STAMP ON IT.
* SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH.
* SHE THOUGHT A QUARTER BACK WAS A REFUND.
* SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH.
* SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE.
* SHE TOOK A RULER TO BED TO SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT.
* SHE ASKED FOR A PRICE CHECK AT THE DOLLAR STORE.
* SHE STUDIED FOR A BLOOD TEST.
* SHE THOUGHT MEOW MIX WAS A CD FOR CATS
* WHEN SHE HEARD THAT 90% OF ALL CRIMES OCCUR AROUND THE HOME,
SHE MOVED.
* WHEN SHE MISSED THE 44 BUS, SHE TOOK THE 22 BUS TWICE
INSTEAD.
* WHEN SHE TOOK YOU TO THE AIRPORT, AND SAW A SIGN THAT SAID
"AIRPLANE LEFT" SHE TURNED AROUND AND WENT HOME.

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