Laws of the game.

 

1.1                                   The Playing Arena

 

1.1.1                             Surfaces

 

Acceptable surfaces are any that will allow smooth transfer of the Schlockey ball (the “schlock”) to all areas of the playing surface.  Allowed surfaces include (but are not limited to): Floorboards, carpet, linoleum, close cropped grass, cement, decking, smooth slate or asphalt.  Unacceptable surfaces include (but are not limited to): Water, gravel, flowerbeds, train tracks, wheat fields, escalators or roof tiles.

 

1.1.2                             Surrounds

 

The playing surface should be surrounded on all sides by solid vertical surfaces or surfaces that will allow the schlock to remain inside the field of play. There is no provision for “out of bounds”. Should the schlock strike one of these surrounds there will be no stoppage in play. Suitable surrounds for the Schlockey arena include (but are not limited to): Couches, television cabinets, speakers, walls, garden sheds, bookcases, refrigerators or doors. Unacceptable surrounds include (but are not limited to): Trees, dogs, clothing, firearms, motor vehicles, vegetables or saucepans.

 

1.1.3                             Dimensions

 

There are no compulsory dimensions for the Schlockey arena. The area should be large enough to practically accommodate two to four players, depending on whether doubles or singles is being played. The area should be small enough to be defended practically by one or two players. The arena should be longer than it is wide, or at the very least square, octagonal or oval in shape. A triangular arena would not be acceptable.

 

1.1.4                             Zones

 

The arena is to be divided in to two equal, horizontal sections. These two sections will then be split in to two areas, the furthermost areas comprising seventy five percent of the total area. The back zone of each half of the arena is designated the “attack” zone, while the forward zone is designated the “retrieval” zone. Two goals will be placed directly opposite each other at either end of the arena. The width of the goals should not exceed forty percent of the total width of the court. (Refer to fig 1.1.4a for visual reference.)

 

1.1.5                             The Goals

 

The width of the goal has no set restriction, but should be both small enough to allow practical defence of the area, and large enough to afford reasonable opportunity for the opposition to score. The height of the goal shall not exceed forty-five centimetres.

 

1.1.6                             Markings

 

All zones, areas and goals must be clearly marked. Items suitable for marking zones include (but are not limited to) salt and pepper shakers, stones, candles (unlit), spray cans or plastic cups. Items not suitable for marking zones include (but are not limited to) cats, dogs, insects, trucks, trees (unless already in situe) , or computers. Players may wish to place masking tape or some other markings across the court to signify breaks between the various zones and the halfway line.

 

 

2.1                                   Equipment

 

2.1.1                             The Schlock

 

The Schlockey ball or “schlock” should be of spherical shape, smooth surface and lightweight. Items Acceptable for use as a schlock include: Tennis ball, stress ball, nerf ball, plastic golf ball, and any sort of small toy ball. Unacceptable items include: cricket balls, basketballs, mirror balls, beach balls, baseballs, footballs, (of any code) or hotels.

 

2.1.2                             Clubs

 

Clubs used in the game of Schlockey should be of the nature of toy golf clubs or similar. The length of the shaft should not exceed sixty-five centimetres in length and one point five centimetres in diameter. The face of the club should be no wider than seven centimetres, the height not to exceed four centimetres. The total surface area of the clubface must not exceed 20 square centimetres.

 

2.1.3                             Footwear

 

 Footwear is optional. Footwear if worn must not provide an unfair advantage to the player. The size

 of a players footwear must not exceed the size of a players foot. Clowns are exempt from this rule.

 Players should refrain from wearing golf shoes, as they are impractical and unfashionable. Novelty

 slippers i.e. pigs or dogs, are recommended by the ISA.

 

 

3.1                                  Gameplay

 

3.1.1                            Movement

 

No part of a player’s anatomy or equipment may encroach upon their opponent’s half of the arena. Should any part of a players anatomy or equipment cross into the opponents half, possession shall pass to the opponent and play shall commence from within the opponents attack zone. Should the encroachment occur in the process of playing a shot, any score resulting from that shot will be disallowed.

 

3.1.2                           Attack

 

A player must aim to propel the schlock between the opposition’s goals. This is attempted by striking the schlock with the schlockey stick. Players may only play at he opposition’s goal from within their own attack zone. The ball may be gathered from the retrieval zone and moved back to the attack zone, however no shot on goal is permitted from the retrieval zone. Any shot on the opponent’s goal must be made with the use of a stick. Feet, hands, head or any other part of the body may not be used to play a shot. Any score resulting from such play will be disallowed.

 

3.1.3                           Defence

 

A player must aim to prevent the schlock from passing into his own goal. When defending, a player may only have one foot between his goal area. This single foot, along with the leg, arm, head, body and the schlockey stick, may be used to block the schlock. The hand may not be used to defend goal, unless it is also in contact with the schlockey stick. A player may only bring his second foot in to play after the schlock has struck his foot, body, schlockey stick, or any section of the wall containing the players goal. A player may use his second foot to deflect or control the schlock, provided it does not enter the area between the player’s goals.

 

 

3.2                                   Penalties for breach of rules

 

3.2.1                           Encroachment into opposition half

 

Should a player encroach on the opposition half, he shall be deemed “offside” and must return possession of the schlock to his opposition immediately. Repeated offences shall be more severely punished. In the third instance of encroachment within the same match, a penalty shot on goal shall be awarded to the opposition from the halfway line. Should this fail to deter further encroachment, the referee may, at his discretion, deduct points after the sixth such incident within the same match.

 

3.2.2                           Overstepping the Attack zone

 

Should a player shoot on his opposition goal from within the retrieval zone, he shall be deemed to have “overshot”, and possession of the schlock shall pass to the opposition. No score shall result from any instance where a player overshoots. Should a player overshoot three times within the same match, a penalty shot on goal shall be awarded to the opposition from the halfway line. Should this fail to deter further encroachment, the referee may, at his discretion, deduct points after the sixth such incident within the same match.

 

3.2.3                           Illegal use of feet in defence

 

Should a player bring his second foot in front of his goal whilst defending, he shall be deemed to have “blocked”, and an immediate penalty shall be awarded to the opposition from the halfway line. Should a player block three times within the same match, a penalty shot on goal shall be awarded to the opposition from the blocker’s attack line. Should this fail to deter further encroachment, the referee may, at his discretion, deduct points after the sixth such incident within the same match.

 

3.2.4                           Illegal use of hands in defense

 

Should a player use his hand in front of his goal whilst defending, the hand not being in contact with the schlockey stick, he shall be deemed to have “slapped”, and an immediate penalty shall be awarded to the opposition from the halfway line. Should a player slap three times within the same match, a penalty shot on goal shall be awarded to the opposition from the slapper’s attack line. Should this fail to deter further encroachment, the referee may, at his discretion, deduct points after the sixth such incident within the same match.

 

3.2.5                           Abuse of equipment

 

Any player who willfully damages any equipment, fixtures, markers, or schlockey sticks shall have a point deducted from his score for each instance of such abuse. Point deductions shall be at the discretion of the match referee.

 

3.2.6                           Schlock breakage

Should a player, accidentally or otherwise, step on the schlock and cause it to break, he shall forfeit all points accrued to that point in the match.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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